Midnite Social Album Review
Do you have a girlfriend, wife, or daughter? Don't let them listen to
Midnite Social. This band out of Massachusetts will take all your women
and leave them sweaty, sticky, soiled, and wanting more. I haven't
heard a band this dangerous to the female demographic since Motley
Crue. Though, they sound like nothing like Motley Crue, they just blow
through women like the Crue.
Here is a picture from the band's MySpace of a few women who didn't get our warning in enough time.
Midnite Social sent us their album and it was dripping with a thick, clear, liquid that can only be described as pussy sludge and it smelled like Jack Daniels. In fact it was delivered by a Hazmat crew who said "Good luck the women have been following us for 16 miles trying to get this album." Luckily, my Loser Pulse was activated in enough time to scare the women away. Crisis averted!
Midnite Social has a Guns N' Roses meets the Strip Club. These songs are tailor made for getting women naked and drunk.
I put on the album and Crazy with its heavy bass, Slash guitar urgency, and groin thrusting riff ripped through my ears. The album continued its alcohol fueled sex riffs with Name - a song that had an excellent sing along chorus, a great riff, a solid sound.
At this point in listening I felt the need to get naked myself, sadly I was in a Target store when I had that idea. But that is how powerful these songs are, they force you throw your middle finger up at established county laws and say "Everybody wants to know my name. I'm going to be someone famous anyway." It was true, the cops continued to ask my for name. I said it was Bosco from Midnite Social.
Jessica continues the sex trip with a love song dedicated to a girl named Jessica. Such Lord Byron romantic poetry like "It's the way no other girl feels like you.No other girl can do the crazy things you do. I love the way I feel inside of you."
The album then takes a shotgun full of rock salt and blasts you in the crotch with Once. Powerful drums and great bluesy rock guitar, they remind me of a dirtier version of The Dirty Pearls. In fact, The Pearls and Midnite Social are not allowed near one another for fear of the Rock universe exploding in breasts, dripping pussies, and dejected men.
The first four songs are excellent dangerous rock tunes. The song After Midnite is really out of place. It sounds like a Saliva-like rap tune. The guys know what they do best...and it isn't rapping. I was just waiting for the obligatory "CLICK CLICK BOOM." Dirty Intermission is also not needed.
But Better erupts like a Pterodactyl out of a volcano. Soaring high with vocals and then diving low with raunchy guitars.
The band does their homework, at times they sound like Guns N' Roses other times old school Aerosmith, but all the time charming and ripping the panties off any woman who listens.
Anyone who reads this site is a fan of this kind of rock n roll. You love your rock n' roll hard, sweaty, and oh-so dangerous. That is exactly what Midnite Social provides. You need to buy Midnite Social's self titled album. This isn't a matter of "Oh I think I should pick this album up." it is "I am going to buy this album and it's going to get me laid" *
Check out the band's MySpace site for official tour dates and where you can pick up your copy of the album.
*Blogs N' Roses and Midnite Social make no guarantees that your lazy ass will get laid simply by playing this album. It is a serious combination of skill, game, and this album. All three parts need to be present like all three Lord of the Rings movies.
Here is a picture from the band's MySpace of a few women who didn't get our warning in enough time.
Midnite Social sent us their album and it was dripping with a thick, clear, liquid that can only be described as pussy sludge and it smelled like Jack Daniels. In fact it was delivered by a Hazmat crew who said "Good luck the women have been following us for 16 miles trying to get this album." Luckily, my Loser Pulse was activated in enough time to scare the women away. Crisis averted!
Midnite Social has a Guns N' Roses meets the Strip Club. These songs are tailor made for getting women naked and drunk.
I put on the album and Crazy with its heavy bass, Slash guitar urgency, and groin thrusting riff ripped through my ears. The album continued its alcohol fueled sex riffs with Name - a song that had an excellent sing along chorus, a great riff, a solid sound.
At this point in listening I felt the need to get naked myself, sadly I was in a Target store when I had that idea. But that is how powerful these songs are, they force you throw your middle finger up at established county laws and say "Everybody wants to know my name. I'm going to be someone famous anyway." It was true, the cops continued to ask my for name. I said it was Bosco from Midnite Social.
Jessica continues the sex trip with a love song dedicated to a girl named Jessica. Such Lord Byron romantic poetry like "It's the way no other girl feels like you.No other girl can do the crazy things you do. I love the way I feel inside of you."
The album then takes a shotgun full of rock salt and blasts you in the crotch with Once. Powerful drums and great bluesy rock guitar, they remind me of a dirtier version of The Dirty Pearls. In fact, The Pearls and Midnite Social are not allowed near one another for fear of the Rock universe exploding in breasts, dripping pussies, and dejected men.
The first four songs are excellent dangerous rock tunes. The song After Midnite is really out of place. It sounds like a Saliva-like rap tune. The guys know what they do best...and it isn't rapping. I was just waiting for the obligatory "CLICK CLICK BOOM." Dirty Intermission is also not needed.
But Better erupts like a Pterodactyl out of a volcano. Soaring high with vocals and then diving low with raunchy guitars.
The band does their homework, at times they sound like Guns N' Roses other times old school Aerosmith, but all the time charming and ripping the panties off any woman who listens.
Anyone who reads this site is a fan of this kind of rock n roll. You love your rock n' roll hard, sweaty, and oh-so dangerous. That is exactly what Midnite Social provides. You need to buy Midnite Social's self titled album. This isn't a matter of "Oh I think I should pick this album up." it is "I am going to buy this album and it's going to get me laid" *
Check out the band's MySpace site for official tour dates and where you can pick up your copy of the album.
*Blogs N' Roses and Midnite Social make no guarantees that your lazy ass will get laid simply by playing this album. It is a serious combination of skill, game, and this album. All three parts need to be present like all three Lord of the Rings movies.
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