There are few times that I am jealous of those living in Canada. One time is when I saw that really hot chick at a NYC bar and she said "Oh you are American? You people are trouble, I only date Canadians." The second time was when I found out Megadeth was doing a tour with Slayer and Machine Head.

You lucky bastards in America's hat. You get a small co-headlining tour with Megadeth and Slayer. In support will be Machine Head and Suicide Silence. The tour has athe awesome name of "Canadian Carnage."

Since it is co-headlining Megadeth and Slayer will alternate closing the four shows. That means Megadeth will close two and Slayer the other two. Tickets will go on sale Saturday, May 2, and will be available at all Ticketmaster outlets and at Ticketmaster online.

The dates are as follows:

June 24 - GM Place, Vancouver, BC
June 26 - Rexall, Edmonton, AB
June 27 - Saddledome, Calgary, AB
June 29 - MTS Centre, Winnipeg, MB

You lucky bastards have won two full rounds in my life. I will envy you this summer.