Canada's worst export, Nickelback, has notched more awards and accolades by dolts. The band took home trophies for Group of the Year and Album of the Year,and the Juno Fan Choice Award.

The fans CHOSE Nickelback to win. I can't say anything bad about EVERYONE in Canada, but jesus! You can't possibly love Nickelback more than your best Canadian export, Bryan Adams, right? (article on the Nickelback win.

I guess I can't complain too much. Here is a clip of Britney Spears forgetting that it isn't Christmas time. This concert took place on March 24 in Washington DC. At the 49 second mark she yells "Merry Christmas."



There are two possible reasons for this: 1) she is heavily medicated and thinks it is Christmas time or 2) this is a tape and it hasn't been updated since Christmas.

I am going to throw my weight behind number 2. But the reason I bring this up is because an arena of 24,000 screams wildly when she says it. They all probably bought the new Nickelback album Dark Horse and are part of the problem.

So as much as I would like to blame it all on Canada, I can't. I love you Canada, let's go drink and talk about the good times in the summer of '69.