There was a hilarious rumor rolling around the internet and hallways of Blogs N Roses. The rumor was that there was going to be another rockstar featured on Rock Of Love, Glenn Danzig.

In a posting to the VH1 message board, a legitimate looking letter appeared. Part of it is below:

Although network executives are keeping a tight lid on the shows planned shenanigans, a few details have been leaked about planned challenges. These include:

goat entrail soup and chili cook-off
blindfolded nun deflowering contest
sexy séance strip-a-thon
virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge
name that heretic

I have pretty much seen all this thanks to Tits Wettner's Porn Collection and the Blogs N' Roses company picnic, but  part of me wanted to see this just for the absolute awesomeness of ladies fighting for the affection of Danzig. The possibilities are absolutely endless for a guy whose walls bleed constantly of nanny goats blood.

My head is literally spinning thinking of the contests they could force women to go through to prove their affection for Danzig. Those are all great options, but what about Blood Bowl where the ladies have to catch a dog's skull while running barefoot in cows blood?

Currently, Bret Michaels informs the ladies they continue by giving them "Backstage Passes" and uttering the phrase "WIll you continue to rock my world?" What would Danzig give out?

"Brandi, will you accept this lock of my pubic hair soaked in cow uterus and continue to Ouija my board?" My only hope is that someone out there will see these rumors and offer Danzig a Shot at Love.

Maybe Tony Danza and Danzig can have a show where they both try to find love...or at least try to determine who is actually the boss.