Lemmy is pissed at the manufacturers of his action figure because the doll has no junk. You can pose the little 7" monster in a range of outfits with different bass guitars, but you can not pose his unit.

According to Hustler Magazine, Lemmy said, "I said to the guy who made them, 'Are you gonna put a dick on it?' He said, 'No.' I said, 'Then it's not going to get very much action, is it? Not very lifelike.' There are three different ones (figures), two different guitars, and there is a silver one as well. I look like a fucking Oscar."

Here is a quick mockup of what Lemmy's piece should look like:



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