I'm going to file this under "I'll believe it when I see it or when I see this fucking unicorn jump over that rainbow first."

Eddie Van Halen leads a cancer-free life of leisure banging his publicist and touring with the reformed Van Halen (75% Van Halen by volume.) According to Eddie the waiting world is one marriage and one high school graduation away from witnessing the long awaited sequel to 1984.

"Dave, Wolfie, Alex and I are a band. I hope that after Janie and I get married, and Wolfie graduates, that we sit down and discuss recording new music, which I have tons of. If Dave's up for singing ... then do another tour, and just see where it takes us. Actually, next week or the week after Wolfie, Alex, and I are gonna start jamming. Maybe we'll give Dave a call and see what he's up to. He's off, always doing his own thing, and he checks in every now and then to see how we're doing."

I'd say the odds are about 30:1 for Dave singing on a new Van Halen album but the thought sure beats the reality of seeing the Van HagarAnthonyaboritas on tour this summer, now doesn't it?