It's been a slow news week, so if Chanel 6 Action News can cover a fifth-grade spelling bee, then you get this shit!

You saw the title and now you're thinking, "WT Fuck is the Wendy O. Williams, Lemmy and GG Allin Variety Pack?!" It's just like the variety pack of your favorite Post cereals but instead of Count Chocula you get all the random YouTube fodder I found today. Don't worry, it still has the same effect if you are lactose intolerant.

First up we have Wendy O. Williams and Lemmy performing the country standard "Stand By Your Man." This gem also features Phil "Filthy Animal" Taylor on the skins and sounds like it was produced by GG Allin...so don't be surprised that this track sounds like it was recorded in your Uncle Manny's basement with a six-pack of Schlitz, a week old pizza and a Radio Shack tape recorder.



But wait...there's more. If you liked the G.I. Joe public service announcements then you're probably a candy-ass that will cringe at these awesome PSA outtakes from 1985 featuring Wendy O. Williams, Meatloaf and some other douche. You get an extra 10 points if you can name the aforementioned douche.






Did somebody mention GG Allin? Yes indeedo! Witness this glorious interview with GG Allin's teacher and high school buddies. Apparently LSD makes GG Allin act like...well...GG Allin.




And finally, GG Allin's "When I Die," a feast for the eyes and ears!