Journalists are craftsmen of word play. They get to write those catchy headlines that you see on Entertainment Tonight.

Story about Lance Armstrong:

"One Nut Spotted at Ram's Head Bar in Maryland"

Philadelphia Eagles losing:

"Birds Wings Clipped by Arizona"

I still remember the frightful headlines when Faith No More broke up in 1998. "Faith No More Is No More." I can just see the jubilation on the faces of those mealy mouthed bastards as they drooled over the headline. "Yea Tom great headline. You will get that promotion this year to assistant to the assistant free lance writer in the copier room."

I guess I was just bitter because I was writing stories about erect nipples and moist panties while listening to Faith No More's Angel Dust. But enough about my childhood, the much rumored Faith No More reunion is NO MORE!!!

There were rumors that the band would reform and play the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival this spring. But it will just be Mike Patton and Rahzel, who Billboard.com tells me is a beatboxer. What Mike Patton wants with a broken down pugilist, I don't know.