As first reported here, Pete Wentz thinks his name is synonymous for douchebag.

"It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag." said Pete.

There are other people that I would consider synonyms for douchebag and Pete Wentz really didn't rank up there on that list. Mainly because I can't be bothered by a hackneyed bassist whose social life outshines his terrible band.

But he has laid the gauntlet down. I use the term douchebag a lot. It is the best insult. "You are so annoying, women would rather use you to clean their nanny hoo hoo than talk to you." There are so many great douche inspired terms too, like douchenozzle and douche waffle.

Since Pete Wentz name is now synonymous for douche and douchebag, I have started substituting his last name in place of the word douche.

"Look at Gary. He is such a douche." has now become "Look at Gary. He is such a Wentz."

Furthermore, the term Wentz sounds fantastic juxtaposed with waffle and nozzle.

"Gary banged that chick last night and never took his socks off. He is such a Wentz nozzle." or "Gary always has that popped collar and wears Axe body spray. He is such a Wentz waffle."

I challenge all of you to switch out the term douche and douchebag with Wentz. If ever you needed more proof or motivation, here is a picture of Peter Wentz.

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