New Goblin Cock Album Due Out This Month
Exciting news! Goblin Cock is releasing their second studio album this month! What, you've never heard of Goblin Cock? Well, that makes two of us, since I hadn't heard of them before five minutes ago, when their upcoming album appeared briefly on the front page of allmusic.com. No, Goblin Cock is not the Village People cover band that you saw in the Castro last Saturday night; they are a doom metal band from San Diego.What's that, you still don't believe that there's a band named Goblin Cock? Alright, here's proof - I know the name of their new album. It's called Come with Me If You Want to Live. Seriously! No, I didn't steal that from an Arnold movie! Okay okay, here's more proof. Two of the members of the band are named Lord Phallus and Bane Ass-Pounder. I'm totally not making this up! Stop laughing!
That's it, now you're going to make me pull the Wikipedia card:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_Cock
And for good measure, here's the allmusic.com page with the track listing and cover art for the new album:
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:wvfyxztkldke
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1/22/2009 5:04 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
We brought you Goblin Cock, the doom metal band, but how about The Devil's Whorehouse? They are described as a "horror-death" metal band. Their full length album "Blood -
2/6/2009 10:49 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
As reported earlier, the doom metal band Goblin Cock recently came out with their second studio album. While persuing allmusic.com on a quest of musical knowledge, I noticed that, again, Come With Me If You Want To Live was featured on the website's front page. This time, the album is featured in the "Editors' Choice" section, which highlights the "best new releases from the past 3 months, as selected by AMG editors." The album received 4/5 stars and quite a favorable review:http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg -
2/6/2009 10:52 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
As reported earlier, the doom metal band Goblin Cock recently came out with their second studio album. While perusing allmusic.com on a quest of musical knowledge, I noticed that, again, Come With Me If You Want To Live was featured on the website's front page. This time, the album is featured in the "Editors' Choice" section, which highlights the "best new releases from the past 3 months, as selected by AMG editors." The album received 4/5 stars and quite a favorable review:http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg
Apart from the fact that your article nearly made me wet myself, have you actually heard them play? What is heavy metal drone? Nice graphics though.
:~)
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Evidently, this is doom metal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSA3NXM-VTM
The first user comment is so awesome that I need to repeat it here:
"i love this song. Easy listening. I blasted it during christmas morning to my whole family. they dug it. we all had a big orgy."
Also, if you like the cover art, you definitely need to check out the cover of their first album, which features Goblin Cock himself:
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:aifqxqedldje
Goblin Cock is apparently a fan of the Prince Albert piercing.
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