Boy George Sentenced to 15 Months
If falsely imprisoning a male escort in my home is wrong, I don't want to be right. Boy George was sentenced Friday to 15 months in prison for prisoning a Norwegian male escort.
Judge David Radford told the former Culture Club singer (whose real name is George O'Dowd) he was guilty of "gratuitous violence" for handcuffing and beating with a chain a 29-year-old man he had met online and invited to his London apartment for a nude photo shoot, Britain's Press Association reports.
Ah the old "Let me take nude pictures of you" routine. Was the "I am Boy George let me tie you up and whip you." not working anymore? He is a British celebrity, I can only imagine thongs of British gay men would jump at the shot of sleeping with him. Yes, I said THONGS instead of throngs.
The sentencing followed a trial last year, during which O'Dowd maintained he held the escort because he suspected the man of tampering with his computer. But a jury was not convinced and found him guilty.
Yea, the old tampering with his computer bit. Geez George, you need better excuses. Let Blogs N' Roses help you out.
Let's say you have a Norwegian male escort at your place for a little bondage and roleplay game. You get a little too excited and a bit carried away as Dungeon Master and you ignore the safe word — Studebaker — thus hitting him pretty hard. Ok, now he is pissed and you won't let him go for fear he will run to the tabloids and tell the whole world your secret. You have a problem and you need a solid excuse as to why he was there and what you were doing.
Here is the excuse you should use "Anton was over my house for a bit of light bondage and scosh of modeling. I had wine spritzers, Gray Goose, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice out as refreshments. Before I knew it, he was slurring his words and I really couldn't understand what he was saying. BUT he was really turned on and was trying to get me to tie him up.
I love to please, I am an entertainer, so I tied him up. Then he was begging me to whip him and burn his nipples with hot wax. I don't know why someone would be into that, but he was. He was still drinking heavily out of the beer hat and his speech was getting worse and worse; but he was still really into it. So I started whipping him harder, but only because he was asking for it. He finally got off and I untied him. He stumbled out of my apartment and I never heard from him again. I just thought it was another satisfied Norwegian trick until I got this lawsuit."
Man, that is totally believable!! No one would question that coming from Boy George's mouth. Next time you are in trouble, contact us at LegalAdvice@blogsnroses.com and we will write you a full proof excuse*.
*note full proof excuse is not really fool proof. You will most likely do time for killing that hooker outside of Tyler, Texas.
Original People Magazine Article
Judge David Radford told the former Culture Club singer (whose real name is George O'Dowd) he was guilty of "gratuitous violence" for handcuffing and beating with a chain a 29-year-old man he had met online and invited to his London apartment for a nude photo shoot, Britain's Press Association reports.
Ah the old "Let me take nude pictures of you" routine. Was the "I am Boy George let me tie you up and whip you." not working anymore? He is a British celebrity, I can only imagine thongs of British gay men would jump at the shot of sleeping with him. Yes, I said THONGS instead of throngs.
The sentencing followed a trial last year, during which O'Dowd maintained he held the escort because he suspected the man of tampering with his computer. But a jury was not convinced and found him guilty.
Yea, the old tampering with his computer bit. Geez George, you need better excuses. Let Blogs N' Roses help you out.
Let's say you have a Norwegian male escort at your place for a little bondage and roleplay game. You get a little too excited and a bit carried away as Dungeon Master and you ignore the safe word — Studebaker — thus hitting him pretty hard. Ok, now he is pissed and you won't let him go for fear he will run to the tabloids and tell the whole world your secret. You have a problem and you need a solid excuse as to why he was there and what you were doing.
Here is the excuse you should use "Anton was over my house for a bit of light bondage and scosh of modeling. I had wine spritzers, Gray Goose, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice out as refreshments. Before I knew it, he was slurring his words and I really couldn't understand what he was saying. BUT he was really turned on and was trying to get me to tie him up.
I love to please, I am an entertainer, so I tied him up. Then he was begging me to whip him and burn his nipples with hot wax. I don't know why someone would be into that, but he was. He was still drinking heavily out of the beer hat and his speech was getting worse and worse; but he was still really into it. So I started whipping him harder, but only because he was asking for it. He finally got off and I untied him. He stumbled out of my apartment and I never heard from him again. I just thought it was another satisfied Norwegian trick until I got this lawsuit."
Man, that is totally believable!! No one would question that coming from Boy George's mouth. Next time you are in trouble, contact us at LegalAdvice@blogsnroses.com and we will write you a full proof excuse*.
*note full proof excuse is not really fool proof. You will most likely do time for killing that hooker outside of Tyler, Texas.
Original People Magazine Article
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