Rock of Love Bus on VH1
Few things are as entertaining as the Rock of Love series on VH1. Trashy women are put into strange and ridiculous predicaments all for a shot at having sex with Bret Michaels more than once.
I scoffed at the original Rock of Love until I caught reruns on VH1 months later. I vowed to watch the second installment, which was more entertaining than the first. VH1 premiered the latest installment, Rock of Love Bus, last night. The women are placed on two tour buses that crisscross the country with Poison on their summer tour. We got a chance to see some of these skanks in person at the Hershey tour stop.The makeup caked on their faces, if spread out evenly across a surface, would stretch for at least two miles. I shudder to think about these women without their makeup.
Anyway, last night's episode was more of the same high brow comedy I have come to expect from the series. A Brazilian boozer named Marcia drank more tequila and vodka than I can even imagine. She threw up in the bathroom and came out and kissed Bret. Then she pissed off this other chick who poured beer over head. Note the muppet in the bottom left of the picture. I don't know her name, but that seems to be the kind of woman Bret likes.
This pissed Marcia off and she begins to choke her out. Note how awesome boy shorts are. Even when choking a bitch, they do not waver from their initial position. Much to the chagrin of onlookers.
All this condensed to an hour and half. Below is a gif of her doing a cartwheel AFTER she has drank more alcohol than the Blogs N' Roses team on a Saturday night combined.
GIF and pictures courtesy of VH1. You can read the episode recap and see the above pictures and more on VH1's Rock of Love Bus blog. Rock of Love Bus comes on Sundays at 9pm EST and I highly recommend watching this awesome trash.
I scoffed at the original Rock of Love until I caught reruns on VH1 months later. I vowed to watch the second installment, which was more entertaining than the first. VH1 premiered the latest installment, Rock of Love Bus, last night. The women are placed on two tour buses that crisscross the country with Poison on their summer tour. We got a chance to see some of these skanks in person at the Hershey tour stop.The makeup caked on their faces, if spread out evenly across a surface, would stretch for at least two miles. I shudder to think about these women without their makeup.
Anyway, last night's episode was more of the same high brow comedy I have come to expect from the series. A Brazilian boozer named Marcia drank more tequila and vodka than I can even imagine. She threw up in the bathroom and came out and kissed Bret. Then she pissed off this other chick who poured beer over head. Note the muppet in the bottom left of the picture. I don't know her name, but that seems to be the kind of woman Bret likes.
This pissed Marcia off and she begins to choke her out. Note how awesome boy shorts are. Even when choking a bitch, they do not waver from their initial position. Much to the chagrin of onlookers.
All this condensed to an hour and half. Below is a gif of her doing a cartwheel AFTER she has drank more alcohol than the Blogs N' Roses team on a Saturday night combined.
GIF and pictures courtesy of VH1. You can read the episode recap and see the above pictures and more on VH1's Rock of Love Bus blog. Rock of Love Bus comes on Sundays at 9pm EST and I highly recommend watching this awesome trash.
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