Surprising No One...No Guns N' Roses Reunion

Contrary to published reports, Axl Rose has no plans to reunite the most successful Guns N' Roses lineup. Guns' co-manager Irving Azoff told Sal Cirrincione of Premiere Radio Networks, "There are no plans of a reunion, nor have there been any discussions of a reunion, with former Guns N' Roses band members. In the future, we hope that if media have any questions concerning GN'R, they'd at least check their facts before running inaccurate stories for their own benefit."

"Chinese Democracy", sold a total of around 57,000 copies in its second week of release, causing it to fall out of the Billboard album chart's Top 10. The album experienced a 78-percent drop from its first week sales of 261,000 — an unheard-of decline even in these dying days of the CD industry.

Well they are speculating it could be Axl's fault for not promoting it. We haven't heard from him publicly since the release of the album. Is Axl out there? Is he alive? No one knows because he hasn't been heard or seen in public.

AC/DC's Black Ice was sold exclusively at Wal-Mart and had an eight year gap between the last AC/DC release. Black Ice crushed sales figures and I attribute that to them going out and promoting the record. They did many press junkets and followed it up with a major World Tour. Axl has done none of that. I think the reason is because it is Axl's way of fucking over the record company for pressuring him into releasing the album that he felt wasn't complete. So he didn't promote it, he didn't plan a world tour, and still fans bought the album.

Lars Wettner had the audacity to claim that the new Nickelback album, Dark Horse, was better than Chinese Democracy. Then he went out and actively purchased Nickelback concert tickets. We contemplated his punishment for many hours and came to the conclusion that seppuku is the only answer.

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  • 12/12/2008 6:42 PM wende wrote:
    Wow Love the Picture ...What have you guys done to my Friend !!!!!!
  • 12/12/2008 7:29 PM Craig wrote:
    The only thing we could for a guy who said that, forcable suicide
  • 12/12/2008 7:38 PM Joe wrote:
    Suicide is the easy way out. In this case I think that living with the public shame of supporting Nickelback is worse than suicide...Lars Wettner will be forced to commit violent acts of pennance in a public place everyday at 2pm until the day he dies.

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