Chinese Democracy to Start World War III
With the "successful" release of Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose may have started World War III.
According to The Associated Press, Chinese paper The Global Times ran a story headlined "American band releases album venomously attacking China," in which unidentified Chinese Internet users described the album as part of a plot by Westerners to "grasp and control the world using democracy as a pawn." The article did not refer to any specific songs or lyrics, just the CD's name, although the title track itself takes a poke at China's authoritarian government.
I was betting that World War III would be started over oil, water, or by Zombie Hitler.
I never thought it would be started by an egomanical, overzealous, control freak like Axl Rose. But here we are standing at the threshold of another war. The war with China will be over the album Chinese Democracy. But like any war each side must come together to bargain.
As a representative of the musical community in the United States, we are offering China, Linkin Park, Barbara Streisand, Hinder, and Axl Rose. But that wouldn't be much of a deal since most of them two out of four really suck (you decide which ones). So we will sweeten the pot with legendary act, Aerosmith, and we will move Elvis' Graceland to Guangzhou on the Xiun River. I am open to negotiations.
According to The Associated Press, Chinese paper The Global Times ran a story headlined "American band releases album venomously attacking China," in which unidentified Chinese Internet users described the album as part of a plot by Westerners to "grasp and control the world using democracy as a pawn." The article did not refer to any specific songs or lyrics, just the CD's name, although the title track itself takes a poke at China's authoritarian government.
I was betting that World War III would be started over oil, water, or by Zombie Hitler.
I never thought it would be started by an egomanical, overzealous, control freak like Axl Rose. But here we are standing at the threshold of another war. The war with China will be over the album Chinese Democracy. But like any war each side must come together to bargain.
As a representative of the musical community in the United States, we are offering China, Linkin Park, Barbara Streisand, Hinder, and Axl Rose. But that wouldn't be much of a deal since most of them two out of four really suck (you decide which ones). So we will sweeten the pot with legendary act, Aerosmith, and we will move Elvis' Graceland to Guangzhou on the Xiun River. I am open to negotiations.
Sounds like the Reds are reading our Cold War playbook!
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It would make sense if they were. Their country hasn't really progressed since then.
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Students bcoming angry and violent in the UC protests. Beggining to remind me of labor riots of the 20th century.
We all know what's happening here:::These white men at the top have voted themselves $400k pay and retirement packages like the $340k retired fire chief, loading up their friends on the payroll during the boom 90s through the real estate bust while all services which the program were intended to fund now get cut to pay for it.
It was temptation, and the Gods are going to make them pay for it. Unfortunately, so will everybody else:::
Reincarnation is very real. It is OUR national debt. And odds are you're allcoming back to the United States::Like the ghetto, you have to "earn" your way out.
Anger about Messerlee. Understandable.
They need to understand this man was pushed into the offense. Cops have been getting away with killings like this for a long time. Blacks in the South know this all too well. Each time they were all confident the Blue Shield would protect them, and it did. The difference is in many IF NOT MOST of these cases they were rogue cops who the Gods tempted. They did it intentionally thinking they were "earning", knowing they would get away with it. Contradictory to appearances, they were the ones whom the Gods disliked, while the Messerlees of the world who get caught are being punished, feedback reserved for those whom are still qualified in the eyes of the Gods.
There are those in the ghetto whom are singled out, targets of thecommunity whom everybody hates. The rogue cops in the South who are guilty of these kind of killings have been reincarnated into roles like this. It's just one of the clues the Gods offer to thecommunity. Lucky for those preditors the ghetto has been an ignorantcommunity, but I think that might be changing.
Of course there could be anoher possibility:::::Due to the history and resulting legacy of hatred for the Gods, since I am guarenteed a spot on the next Planet Earth I will be the original "bad seed":::The Lucifer-figure of the next reality. Unlike Christian dogma, he may just represent the solitary target of the God's ire early, a disgruntled asshole who pissed the Gods off, the proverbial "apple" of the next reality, beginning the process which leads planets to where we are today. A crucial figure in any planet's history, he represents the "beginning of the end".
People, especially liberals give W a very hard time.
Don't forget what I say:::Everything today is both good and evil. The Gods have positioned it as such as we have bcome increasingly disfavored, confusing the enviornment.
Republicans and conservatives as well, only they fall more on the good side while their adversaries fall more on the evil side, quite contrary to the God's positioning.
Yes, W's evil is illustrated in the United State's efforts in Iraq, and the "Red State"r's who believe we were "earning" are among the worst of them.
If conservatives fall on the side of good, Fox News f
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