I blame the Eagles of Death Metal for this Greek tragedy.

I noticed that the EODM were playing in Las Vegas, so immediately I got on the case. "Holy dogshit, Batman! They are playing a free show at the Beauty Bar on election night and I just have to sign up for this annoying Toyota Matrix advertising campaign." Don't these fuckers know that most EODM fans would never purchase a new Toyota. Those marketing fucks always crack me up, dumb-asses. I signed up several weeks in advance but did not receive an immediate confirmation email. I was puzzled. Did I just fall prey to some sleazy marketing shanghai? Well these idiots didn't send out those confirmation emails until hours before the show. By then I had already called the Beauty Bar to no avail and consigned myself to an early bed time because A. I had to be awake at 7 a.m. B. I was feeling sick C. I have no car and... D. didn't want to borrow one to drive into the Downtown Vegas shit-hole at night. I checked my email on Friday and felt like Indiana Jones after he just dropped the Holy Grail.

Not only did they send that confirmation email about the Eagles of Death Metal, but they signed be up for the New York Dolls that Thursday night. It wasn't just a New York Dolls show. Read this shit!

"Congratulations! You are confirmed on the list plus one for tonight's ANTICS Roller Derby Party with New York Dolls, Afghan Raiders, DJ Rex Dart, a roller derby match-up between the Notorious VIPs and the Tommy Gun Terrors, and FREE BEER from 10-12, presented by Toyota Matrix.

Sport Center Of Las Vegas
121 E. Sunset Road
Las Vegas, NV 89119
10pm-2am"

You read that correctly...FREE FUCKING BEER at the New York Dolls show. Don't forget those roller derby girls.

The grail was never meant to be found anyway. I have aired my grievances. Enjoy the day!