Cheesy has a face and a name. It's called Hinder and it looks like this turd. I heard their single "Use Me" on the radio this weekend without knowing this was a Hinder song. "Use Me" sounded catchy but something was off. The band is trying too hard to fit into this "sleazy rock n' roll bad boy" mold. Pathetic.

Hinder's very unoriginal lead singer reminded me of M. Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold but his voice sounded forced instead of naturally awesome. If I was Shadows, I'd immediately kick this guy's ass for imitating me. Thankfully Hinder didn't attempt any A7X style musical acrobatics because I'm pretty sure these buffoons can't walk while chewing gum. It actually sounded like Nickelback after M. Shadows punched Chad Kroeger in the throat. Hinder? They should be called "Hitler" since this is what music would sound like if we lived in the Fourth Reich. 

Today I got a glimpse of this tasteless album cover. It wasn't the good kind of tasteless, like an old Ted Nugent album; it was modern cheese to the max. Their name sucks. Their logo looks like something you make on your computer. The mansion is obviously faked. The guy on the left looks like he's decked out in a bad Halloween costume and I'm pretty sure Chad Kroeger has taken over as manager after Lou Perlman got raped in prison.

I'm going to listen to Avenged Sevenfold and pray that M. Shadows will one day punch one of these men in the throat.