According to Chris Corndog, neither Page nor Jones has officially asked him to fill in for Robert Plant on the rumored "Zep minus Plant plus half-Bohnam Reunion Tour."

"I have not been approached so far to fill in for Robert Plant on the upcoming Zeppelin tour, but that isn't to say I won't be. I've heard that from about 200 people now, and it might be one of those situations where it's just an online rumor or it might be true. But if you see anyone from Led Zeppelin around, let me know. I think I should actually fill in for Jimmy Page on the Robert Plant/Alison Krauss tour."

Sonuvabitch! Does everyone want to be on the Plant/Krauss tour? Page and Jones need to change their strategy. Instead of luring Plant back by hiring another singer, they should just hire Allison Krauss to front Led Zeppelin. Check-mate, Plant!

Last night John Bohnam appeared to me in a dream and revealed that the lead singer of Led Zeppelin would in fact be Steven Perry's taxidermist. You can add that to the extensive internet rumor mill.