You can thank Blabbermouth, Pulse Radio and Billboard.com for sounding the "Scott Stapp Warning Klaxon." The leading candidate to fill in for Robert Plant on the Led Zeppelin tour is Alter Bridge frontman Myles Kennedy. If Kennedy tours with Zeppelin, the remaining three Alter Bridge and ex-Creed members will be faced with either sitting at home watching soaps or taking that big money offer to reunite Creed. You know they want the money. Mark Tremonti has to buy some more over-priced guitars and Scott Stapp is in dire need of some beer money.

This, my friends is a worst-case scenario. Led Zeppelin tours with a hack, loser (Mr. Kennedy) and the scourge of decency, Creed, reunite to once again torture our ears and good taste.

This reunion may take place before the latest edition of "The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook" reaches the bookstore. I urge all citizens to immediately start construction on "Creed Shelters" in their backyards. Remember kids, a proper "Creed Shelter" must be at least 76 feet deep and adequately stocked for three years of subterranean survival.