The Dublin Docklands Development Authority has announced that the construction of the 120 meter "U2 Tower" will be suspended for twelve months due to economic uncertainty. Might as well go back to the Bahamas to bask in the sun with beautiful beach babies, Bono.

Plans for the "U2 Tower" include a recording studio for Bono's boys, a hotel, observation deck and an olympic sized swimming pool filled with Vaseline should Craig Wettner decide to visit.

Discover what The Dublin Docklands Development Authority passed to the press pertaining to the project's postponement.

"The Docklands Authority continues to have full confidence in this landmark project for an inspirational U2 Tower building, which is an important element in the Master Plan for the area.

The objective is to see this landmark project completed. However, given the current unfavorable economic environment, more time is needed at this juncture. The Docklands Authority will review all of its options on an on-going basis.

The Authority is confident that these economic uncertainties are short to medium term and that the Docklands will continue to be a vibrant and positive regeneration project for the city of Dublin."

Bummer, Bono...at least you got to boff the beach bunnies on your boat.



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