It's vinyl Wednesday on BNR so please go to the Metallica Store and purchase ...And Justice For All on "180 gram high-performance vinyl." Lars Ulrich is a little short on cash after he sold his last Basquiat painting for millions so you should get the "Deluxe Edition" for $64.99.

What does 65 bucks worth of "Audiophile Quality Vinyl, cut at 45 rpm" get you? Well, you'll have to buy that turntable to discover the Hi-Fi glory of vinyl. Until that day you can only listen to "Harvester of Sorrow" on your iPod while your bourgeois friends scoff at your $65 vinyl Metallica paperweight.