John Paul Jones stated at a Mason's guitar show in England that he, Jason Bohnam and Page are "itching" to tour with Led Zeppelin. Too bad Robert Plant has taken all the topical ointment on tour with Alison Krauss, so the boys just get itchier.

Itchy indeed. The remainder of Led Zep isn't too savvy on waiting around a couple of years for Plant. Jones confirmed that they would tour with another lead singer if Mr. Plant didn't stop sucking farts from Alison Krauss's ass. Ok, ok, he didn't say it like that but you know he wanted to.

Some contend that the alternate lead singer proposition is merely a bluff because Steven Perry has disappeared and 62 year old castratos are very rare outside of Vatican City. If I were John Paul Jones, I'd merely threaten to distribute this disgusting picture.

I'm usually opposed to reunions without key original members but in this case I'm looking forward to watching Led Zep ram that metaphorical mudshark up Plant's ass if he keeps acting like a wanker.