A Flock Of Leon
It is with great sadness that I report that the Kings of Leon no longer look like my Uncle Manny's pot dealer. The band was off my radar for some time, but today I saw a recent picture and they looked lamer than Metallica in 1996.

Just look at that awesome vintage Rainbow shirt, the sleazy mustache and those rather disturbing bangs. The rest of the lads sport mutton chops and squeaky leather jackets that re-reflect the light coming from those omnipresent disco balls. Uncle Manny would definitely purchase their wares.

What the fuck is this? Is this the same band? Have they moved into the 80s? Is Don Johnson their new manager? They look like the guys that Uncle Manny would burn with cigarettes if they scratched his Trans Am. Sadly their music has become as bland as their appearance.

Just look at that awesome vintage Rainbow shirt, the sleazy mustache and those rather disturbing bangs. The rest of the lads sport mutton chops and squeaky leather jackets that re-reflect the light coming from those omnipresent disco balls. Uncle Manny would definitely purchase their wares.

What the fuck is this? Is this the same band? Have they moved into the 80s? Is Don Johnson their new manager? They look like the guys that Uncle Manny would burn with cigarettes if they scratched his Trans Am. Sadly their music has become as bland as their appearance.






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