Bret Michaels Intimate Show
Are you near Ocala, Florida? Do you have an extra $100.00 to spend on a concert? Do you prefer Bret Michaels solo stuff over his Poison material? If you answered yes to two of the three questions above, you are obligated to go to the intimate show in Ocala featuring Bret Michaels.
The show, at Coconut Jack's Beach Club, will cost between $100-$120.00, but that price does include refreshments.
“I love doing these kinds of shows,” the 45-year-old singer said during a phone interview this week. “In the arenas and festivals, you can feel so far away from the very people that made you what you are. This gives me a chance to look at every single face in the building.
“The Poison shows are pretty rehearsed with a specific set list, lighting cues and pyro. With my solo band, I walk out on stage and usually don’t know what we’re going to play or what order we’re going to play it in. I get to feel the audience and ride it like a wave.”
Well that is sexual! And so is this:
“There’s a lot of interest in the show,” Mike Myers [the Florida promoter, not Canadian superstar and star of So I Married an Axe Murderer] said. “People, especially women, love Bret.”
Women love Bret because he seems caring and like he will actually listen to what you say. He isn't the typical rock star, who will screw you and leave the next day. So if you are a single guy who loves Cougars, $100.00 bucks might be a cheap way to get laid, but then again so is the hooker on 4th Street in Wilmington. The bonus is she is only charging 25.00 for the Midnight Special and will barter if you have a rock of crack.
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The show, at Coconut Jack's Beach Club, will cost between $100-$120.00, but that price does include refreshments.
“I love doing these kinds of shows,” the 45-year-old singer said during a phone interview this week. “In the arenas and festivals, you can feel so far away from the very people that made you what you are. This gives me a chance to look at every single face in the building.
“The Poison shows are pretty rehearsed with a specific set list, lighting cues and pyro. With my solo band, I walk out on stage and usually don’t know what we’re going to play or what order we’re going to play it in. I get to feel the audience and ride it like a wave.”
Well that is sexual! And so is this:
“There’s a lot of interest in the show,” Mike Myers [the Florida promoter, not Canadian superstar and star of So I Married an Axe Murderer] said. “People, especially women, love Bret.”
Women love Bret because he seems caring and like he will actually listen to what you say. He isn't the typical rock star, who will screw you and leave the next day. So if you are a single guy who loves Cougars, $100.00 bucks might be a cheap way to get laid, but then again so is the hooker on 4th Street in Wilmington. The bonus is she is only charging 25.00 for the Midnight Special and will barter if you have a rock of crack.
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Tell Bret to get his women out of my city. Not only are they stupid but they've hooked up with Bret Michaels and if I'm gonna get sloppy 2nds it gonna be from C.C. Deville or at least a Motley Crue roadie!
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