Before you remind me that Chinese Democracy will actually be released this November 23rd, let me remind you that this turd was overdue in 1998. Someone, either Best Buy, Axl Rose's Uncle Manny or a very cruel individual has posted sixteen teaser clips on YouTube. Could this be a final omen of the long awaited release or is Axl sticking that big, black dildo another inch into our collective cornholes before he finally breaks it off?

I hope Chinese Democracy is not released in November, simply because I enjoy the novelty. Axl Rose has labored on this shit-box since 1994, and if he does pull the trigger next month we will be left with a shit album and no punch line. It can be likened to finding the giant turd in the truck stop toilet alone; it's just a big, ugly brick of shit if there isn't anyone to laugh with. On that note, I leave you with Promo number 1.