I don't ride a Harley or any crotch rocket. I can't find a practical use for this item except adorning it in the bedroom with my fiancee.

Motorhead has teamed up with O'Neal USA to create a limited edition Motorhead helmet that features the band's "Motorhead - England" artwork.

Motorhead's RockHard Helmets will be available in three shells: Full Face Street (retail from $349), Off Road Dirt (retail from $249), and Harley Half Shell (retail from $159). Each one is so bad ass, I have to buy all three.

I can see how sex will go:

Monday:

"Honey, tonight I am being Dirtbike Lemmy."

Tuesday:

"Dear, tonight I am being Lemmy from the Killed By Death video. Get out your tiger print pants."

Wednesday:

"Darling, tonight it is a no kissing zone because I am wearing my Full Face Street Lemmy helmet."

And so and so on.



For more information, visit www.rockhardhelmets.com.