Terrible Ted Nugent didn't want to be upstaged by the Allman Brothers/Grateful Dead reunion on the Obama campaign trail, so he's playing a benefit show for the Heston's Corpse/Mussolini ticket which is running for the under-funded and over-armed God, Guns and Guns Party.

Ted was asked to empty the contents of his pockets while stumping for Heston's Corpse. The Nuge did not hesitate to reach into his trousers and withdraw an assault rifle and a tiger stripe guitar. When questioned about the gun and guitar, Nugent retorted, "What? It's just a fully loaded carbine and a tasteful guitar plugged into a 100 watt amplifier...stuff a guy could use..."