Disturbed's debut, The Sickness, has been certified quadruple platinum by the RIAA. What does this mean for the band? They still have another eleven million albums to sell before they can invite children to the Neverland Ranch.

In an unrelated story, this abandoned 2003 Chevy Blazer was found in Hockessin, Delaware with 3.5 million copies of The Sickness in the trunk. Police suspected foul play due to the ungodly stench emanating from the vehicle. Closer inspection revealed that the odor was caused by a badly decomposed Big Mac sandwiched between a Dane Cook cd and a bottle of ketchup. Oddly enough there were bite marks in the Dane Cook cd, which had also been garnished with ketchup.