Since I'm a lazy sod, I usually get the latest music news from my own website. A few months back we reported that The Hellacopters were disbanding. This sucked, because they ruled and now Bob will have to rely on The Donnas to supply all of his 70's throwback rock n' roll kitsch, and that's just too much estrogen for our little Bobby.

Two days ago I randomly surfed onto The Hellacopters MySpace page and noticed that they were touring and had released a new single last month. "Fantastic news!" I thought to myself, "they must have learned to put aside their petty differences for that steady paycheck, like when you go to work and don't quit even though the guy in the next cubicle has a popped collar, a fake tan and is a serial date-rapist." This is truly an occasion to put on some pants, that "Get a Charge Out of Life: Sleep with an Electrician" t-shirt and jump in my El Camino and throw the devil horns to poor, unsuspecting Lil Wayne fans as they robotically drive their late model vehicles to their fucking cult meetings.

Then reality gave me a slap on each cheek. The Hellacopters were still breaking up and my car was on the other side of the Mississippi. The realization that I was still surrounded by a horde of Lil Wayne fans was the boot in the ass. At least you can watch their final performances on MySpace in high def on the 25th and 26th of October.

I'm not a fan of their last single "Darling Darling," so in honor of Bob, our resident couch potato, you can enjoy "Everything's On T.V."