Eddie Van Halen is engaged to his publicist and girlfriend Janie Liszewski. And I am not above using People Magazine as a source. People magazine reports, Van Halen proposed to Liszewski while in Hawaii at Tiffany's. They will be married next June.

"They are happy, healthy, very much in love and looking forward to living life together forever," says the source. "They are devoted to each other and to experiencing life in a whole new, positive and passionate way."

Just like him and Valerie Bertinelli were looking forward to living life together forever.

You can find the rest of the story and a picture of Janie at People.com.

When reached for comment on the impending wedding of Van Halen, David Lee Roth had this comment:

"I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me
Cuz I ain't so bad"

We'll take a chance on you DLR.