AC/DC is playing a secret show on October 26. Ten pairs of tickets are available, but you have to tell them how badly you want to attend the secret show.
 
I am not entering the contest, but decided to help our readers. Here is what you should tell AC/DC in 96 words or less.
 
"I lost my virginity to AC/DC’s Let There Be Rock album. Halfway through “Go Down” I climaxed and it took me until “Bad Boy Boogie” to recover. My entire rite of passages had the soundtrack of AC/DC (Bar Mitzvah, virginity, first strip club, first bachelor party, my first born, first divorce). I would do anything to get into this show, including, but not limited to, tattooing the location of the event on my right arm, sacrificing my first born Bon to the Rock Gods, or engaging in coitus with a grossly overweight woman."

You can enter the competition here: http://www.acdc.com/contests/index.php