A Dramatic Re-Enactment For Those Who Missed It
Like me, you missed last Saturday's shenanigans at the Zoo Lounge featuring The Dirty Pearls, BNR's Craig Wettner, Daisy from Rock of Love II and Vladimir Putin's secret stash of vodka. The whirlwind of high-test booze, red carpets, anatomically augmented reality tv personalities and musicians in tight pants ravaged Craig like a tornado in a trailer park. From the stories I've heard, the drunken carousal surpassed the industry standard "party like a rock star" mantra. A new acme (or nadir, depending on which Catholic priest you ask) was reached: "party like Long Duc Dong."Will Craig ever write a post about this fantastic night? I couldn't say. He only left a hoarse voicemail detailing his "escape" from the bathroom and how he outsmarted that toilet by vomiting in the tank.
Until we get the dirt, enjoy my photoshop movie poster featuring Craig as Anthony Michael Hall, a very geisha Marty E. as Molly Ringwald and Tommy London as Jake Ryan.
Below is a dramatic re-enactment of Craig's morning after:
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11/2/2008 6:47 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
Last night Blogs N Roses hosted another Party Like a Rockstar experience. The last one played out like Sixteen Candles (read the review here). I decided not to drink and instead chauffeur everyone around so the other members of Blogs N' Roses could enjoy my rental car and themselves.The infamous Party Like A Rockstar evenings are generally designed to hang out with real life rockstars. This evening was no exception. We were hanging out with the local, upstart band, STASH. STASH is an experimental, rock/metal fusion band. The band is so upstart they don't even have a website yet.STASH incorporates ...
That is libel.
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Yes, I did it to show those punks what actually is libel. I will see you in court, sir!
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Wait...do you mean you actually drank that night? Because...I thought you were fine...ahahahaha....
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