See these nipples? These nipples debuted at No. 82 on the Billboard Album Charts, knocking Nicklefuck's "All The Right Reasons" down to an insulting 83rd spot. Motorizer is also No. 5 on the Indie Charts, much to the dismay of at least 4000 pretentious douche bags who think they have good taste. 

For a brief moment I questioned the degeneration of the human race. Perhaps the downward spiral had suddenly reversed itself and we are now on the cusp of world peace. Would both presidential candidates commit hara-kiri next? Would the Walgreens HMO provide free abortions for employees? Would Jersey girls learn how to pump gas? I looked at the other bands on the charts and realized that as a species, we are still truly are fucked.


You thought the Lemmy porn was over. You thought wrong.

Help save humanity by buying at least forty seven copies of Motorizer so we can move that giant wort down from the No. 82 position. Also be sure to check out Motorhead on the Volcom Tour with The Misfits and our fantastic friends Valient Thorr and The Year Long Disaster.

Sep 10/08 Madison, WI Orpheum Theatre 
Sep 12/08 St. Paul, MN Myth
Sep 13/08 Grand Rapids, MI The Orbit Room
Sep 14/08 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall 
Sep 16/08 Montreal, QC Metropolis 
Sep 18/08 Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live! 
Sep 19/08 Philadelphia, PA The Electric Factory
Sep 20/08 New York, NY Roseland Ballroom
Sep 21/08 Asbury Park, NJ Stone Pony