If you have enough balls and are sure in your masculinity, you can whistle during a song. Whistling is a great intro to a memorable song, the bridge that connects two verses, or just the best way to annoy someone else in your car.

I didn't feel like making a comprehensive list of every rock song that has had a member whistle during the song. It would be too hard to figure them all out and then rank them by Most Awesome to Least Awesome. So instead I ranked the first three that came to my head.

3. Patience by Guns N' Roses

When you saw the headline, you knew this song was going to be on the list. How could it not? Axl Rose brought back whistling to the masses with this song. Women were whistling the opening parts while lying on their back pleasuring themselves thinking of Axl. Men were whistling the opening part while lying on their back pleasuring themselves thinking of Slash. Either way there was a lot of masturbation and metric ton of whistling.



2. TNT by AC/DC

You didn't expect this to be on the list probably because there is no whistling, per se. But there is. AC/DC has brass balls and their vocal chords are shot by too much pussy and way too much whiskey. Their whistling sounds like a caveman dominating his woman.



1. Wind of Change by The Scorpions

Klaus Meine, lead singer of the German Metal band The Scorpions, decided to make a political song about the changes going on in Europe - The Berlin Wall crumbling, Polish Round Table Agreement, and the freedom of the communist bloc. To do this he hauntingly whistled on an underplayed Scorpions song. Enjoy the brilliance of the Scorpions.

Apologies for the audio not matching up with the video. The real video was on lockdown in the Eastern European bloc.