Noel Gallagher Attacked on Stage

You crazy Canadians. You know why you can't have any good? You know why your biggest musical export isn't Rush, but Nickelback? Because your artists can't make it out of Canada alive.

At Toronto's V Festival, Noel Gallagher was attacked on stage during the song Morning Glory. Noel had his guitar strapped on and the attacker came running from behind knocking him off stage. Noel went crashing into the speakers, while the attacker hit the microphone stand.

Security was on the man quickly and arrested him. The man, not identified yet, was a 47-year old man who was charged with assault and released without bail.

I know the Gallagher brothers are assholes, but wait until after the show to kick their ass Canada. They are always ready for a fight, just wait and make it fair.

BnR has determined the 47 year old man was probably Canadian rocker Chad Kroeger. He was jealous of the success Oasis garnered and decided to take them out one by one on stage...on his turf.

Nickelback

 
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  • 9/9/2008 11:17 PM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    As reported here, Noel Gallagher was recently attacked onstage while Oasis performed in Toronto. Evidently some crafty spectactor happened to be filming at the time, and the Internet being what it is, you can now watch the entire incident with minimal effort: ...
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