Nickelback's next studio album will arrive on November 18. The first single, "If Today Was Your Last Day" will hit radio on September 30.

I am sure this will be a rehash, as all of their albums have been, of Silver Side Up. But who gives a flying fuck about integrity (artistic or creative), generation defining lyrics, genre pushing guitar work, or becoming a voice for an emerging generation? Not Nickelback or Live Nation.

Live Nation has inked a multi-record, multi-tour deal with Nickelback and the money is in the hundreds of millions range. So kids, sell out, re-record your first album with new lyrics, and you too can be a success.

Nickelback has to be one of the worst bands out there. They have about as much musical integrity as Brittney Spears. Usually we link to the video on YouTube that shows you that the Nickelback music is exactly the same, but I have decided to go with a different route. I have decided to prognosticate on the greatness of the new Nickelback album. You will have to click the picture below because it is not safe for work.