Due to my high school cocaine habit, I now have a deviated septum. It causes me to have trouble breathing out of the right side of my nose due to inflammation in the nasal lining. The fantastic medicine known as Nasonex, has given me my right nostril back.

So I am in Happy Harry's, a subsidiary of Walgreens Pharmacy picking up the Nasonex, when I heard Buckcherry come over the loud speaker. I recoiled in horror and proceeded to vomit in a pink children's sand pail. I think at that point I began hallucinating because a giant talking bovine approached me and asked if there was anything she could do to help me. I said "Turn Buckcherry off." She responded "Oh no, I love Buckcherry. In fact, I am a Crazy Bitch and I fuck so good, I'm on top of it."

I started throwing up again thinking of her sweating rolls slapping back and forth and her laying on her back with her tree trunk legs in the air.

That is when she informed me, "Don't Go Away", the new video from Buckcherry, can be viewed on Music.MSN.com. She can't wait for September 16 when the group's fourth studio album, "Black Butterfly" hits stores.

Thanks for the tip Jenny Wozniziak. I got a picture of Jenn at the Salad Works a bit later.