I watch VH1 Classic almost non-stop. This means I have seen Whitesnake's Here I Go Again no less than 1,898,532 times. I have a television hooked up in my bathroom so I don't miss a music video of their Saturday 11-1pm Metal Mania.

I caught a video this past Saturday that I had not seen before. Rush's Time Stand Still. The song is off 1987's release of Hold Your Fire. Rush has always been an experimental band, adding synthesizers to their music between 1982 and 1989. But their videos have just sucked giant Canadian sausage.

The video shows Rush experimenting with video editing software. The band flies through the Canadian wilderness, the sound studio, and my bedroom. Each band member swirls around my screen clad in black clothing so quickly it looks like someone flushed them. The back drop, the swirling band, and the Arby's gave me a terrible case of agita.

If you can tell me the story Rush is attempting to tell, I'll buy you a beer. If you are under 21, I'll do your homework and your teacher for you.