Ron Wood is back in rehab for his alcohol, drug and sex addictions, but that's the least of his problems. Not only has Wood been cut-off from his vodka, but also from his wife of 23 years and his 20 year old Russian mistress. Ronnie was denied contact with his harem because the stress would adversely effect his treatment. Wood's rehab buddies report that Ronnie "is having open therapy sessions and explained he has a wife and a girlfriend and that he loves them both. It's very strange but it's just how he sees it. He's looking a lot better and is very upbeat." Tight spot, Ronnie, tight spot.

The situation sounds a bit dicey, but is it too stressful for Ron Wood? Stress? Ron Wood? Nah, Ron has plenty of experience with situations like this. Remember back in the 70's when Ronnie was cheating on his wife with Patti Boyd, who was married to George Harrison at the time. We all know Patti Boyd, she inspired Eric Clapton to write "Layla" back when he was putting the blocks to George's wife. 


Ron Wood is pictured above with his 
first wife and notorious dick buzzard, 
Rod Stewart.
                                                            

We wish Ron a speedy recovery and offer this advice. You can't have your cake and eat it too, just ask Mick.