Do you hate Wal Mart and love AC/DC? Fear not, AC/DC will be opening two specialty stores in Los Angeles and New York, so now you won't have to set foot into the heart of darkness to procure their new album, Black Ice, this October.

Other than the AC/DC stores, their album will only be available in Wal Mart, so go buy that train ticket to NY or LA right now. You will receive an extra 25% rebate on all merchandise if you are shirtless, drunk as a monkey and tell them Bon sent you.

The stores will only be open from the release of the album through the end of the year, so quit your back-breaking retail job and apply today.  The man on the left will be your store manager.