This just in to the Bn'R news desk (my laptop propped up on my naked lap):  Former Guns N' Roses drummer Steven Adler has been arrested for....drugs!  Oh, the shock!  I really thought he was going clean this time.  Word is that he was supposed to appear on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.  Here is the report from Yahoo! News.

I for one am wondering how he is going to make the reported $45,000 bail.  Maybe he can call his old Guns N' Roses bandmate Axl Rose.  That would be an interesting conversation.

Welcome to the Jungle ringtone plays for 28 seconds before Axl answers

Axl: Hello?

Adler:  Hey, Axl.  It's me, Steven.

Axl: Steven Hawking!  How the fuck are you doing?  I've been trying to get a hold of you for years.  Shit man, I have so much to discuss with you.  How do you like this for a song title?;  "Burnt Hair at the Movies"

Adler: No Axl.  It's Steven Adler.

Axl:  Umm....

Adler:  From Guns N' Roses.  I was your drummer for a few years in the late eighties and early nineties.

Axl:  Are you the guy from Road Crew and Adler's Appetite?

Adler: Yes, that's me.  Listen Axl, I need your help.  I got into some trouble with LAPD and I need a little cash to make bail.

Axl:  Whoa, whoa buddy.  I don't even know who you are, and you're asking me for cash.  If you were here, I'd burn your sister with a cigarette and then storm off in a hissy fit.

Adler:  You honestly don't remember being in a band with me?  Let me refresh your memory.  I was the guy in Guns N' Roses who was more undependable than you.

Axl:  Oh!!!  Steven Adler.......Why didn't you say so.  How the fuck are you?

Adler:  I've been better.  So about the bail money?

Axl:  No problem buddy.  I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new album, Chinese Democracy.  Once I'm done I'll swing down there and pick you up.

Adler:  Well, I guess I'm getting raped tonight