Chris Martin spoke up defending celebrities who give their kids unusual names. He says that names are "just noises."
 
His kids are named Apple and Moses, which I suppose are not really all that odd. But Moonunit Zappa would definitely qualify as an odd name.
 
"People make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of babies, names of bands. There's nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want to call your baby. It's no stranger than Sarah. A name is just a noise, and if you like it, then fuck what everyone else says."
 
I suppose he has a point and when the kids grow up to a mature age, they may see it your way. But until then they will be derided mercilessly through grade school. Kids with regular names are made fun of for their names, Ryan, Kevin, John, Joe, Sarah, Kristen, Michelle, etc.
 
I would never want to put my child through the mocking and ridicule by giving them a name that is out of the ordinary. With that being said, my child, should I have one, will be named Diamond David Lee Roth Wettner or DLR Wettner for short.
 
However, kids are just giant money pits and time consumers. You have to stay at home all the time with them and take care of their tiny mouths and clean their shitty diapers. Fuck that, I am too young for that shit. I would rather waste my money on this stupid website and handing it over willingly to Bang Camaro, The Dirty Pearls, or Trixie the Prostitute on 4th street. She can't get pregnant because she is a vast barren wasteland. But I don't care, the crabs tickle.