In a sign of the assured apocalypse, Nickelback has signed a three-year deal with Live Nation reportedly worth between 60 and 70 million dollars.
 
The band will be responsible for creating three new albums and doing three world tours. The terrible news comes in droves with this story. Nickelback has two albums remaining and a greatest hits pacakge with Roadrunner Records before it can start on the Live Nation deal.
 
That means the public will be forced to swallow the biggest canadian dick since Hayden Christensen. I hope your throats are nice and loose because you have eat 5 records and a greatest hits package before the music industry finally climaxes Nickelback. At that point, I can only hope Nickelback will egress our lives without leaving their number.