Support Your Local Interns Part II: We Might Be Morons
Here at Blogs N' Roses, we dance on that knife-edge between pure genius and sheer buffoonery. Our latest mission is to win two prestigious and highly selective Rolling Stone internships and simultaneously make fools of ourselves. It's just like Mom said when you passed Phys Ed but failed Algebra, "one out of two isn't so bad."
My cover letter strayed from the accepted norms of "presentable" and "professional." Bob's cover letter took it just a few feet further into that treacherous and experimental territory where only trailblazers and idiots dare tread.
You will find a copy of the cover letter and "artwork" below. Somewhere, Human Resources just woke up in a cold sweat.
Trackbacks
-
7/22/2008 8:29 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
This summer Frances Bean Cobain keeps busy with her hard-earned Rolling Stone Magazine internship. Reports of Frances Bean’s performance have reached the press and apparently, Cobain has earned a reputation of a being lazy intern. She refuses to fetch coffee for her superiors and constantly calls in sick. I guess that's what Rolling Stone gets for hiring a fifteen year old, over-privileged, under-qualified nobody on the basis of her name. And it's nice to know that a qualified would-be intern was cheated out of this prestigious position because Rolling Stone Magazine fears the wrath of Courney Love. That's what the ... -
7/25/2008 12:44 AM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
Rolling Stone magazine used to be synonymous with rock n roll. Using traditional journalistic standards and avoiding radical politics, the magazine became a hit in 60's. Somewhere along the line Jann Wenner, founder of Rolling Stone sold his company to target a younger audience. The magazine started focusing on sex, film actors, and left wing politics. It is about that time where the magazine started to suck. I think it would be hard to pick up an issue of Rolling Stone and actually read anything dealing with music nowadays.Sometimes we are too idealistic here at BnR.com. We would like to ...
No Nashville Pussy doodle? For shame!
Reply to this
Hey, I was keeping it professional. If I left it to Bob you would be looking at the Sistine Chapel with dicks.
Reply to this
Wait, you did something professional?!?!Absurd.
Reply to this
The last time I checked, the patio was completed.
Reply to this