CTV Southwestern Ontario is reporting that two Oakland, Ontario Canadian police officers saved my dad's Diamond David Lee Roth life.

Over a month a go my dad David Lee Roth was pulled over for speeding and claimed he had a medical emergency. He apparently had an allergic reaction to nuts. Well DUH! David Lee Roth has been avoiding testicles for years. He is strictly into the pussy, guys.

Thank god he didn't die. I would turn this from a music blog into a David Lee Roth Tribute site. Any excuse to post a David Lee Roth song is all I need.