A short time ago in a galaxy not very far away…

Five men sporting skintight denim, awesome afros and armadillos in their trousers joined forces to start a rock n’ roll band. A most daunting task in New York, a city with a million stories and two million bands, but The Dirty Pearls prevailed.

The Dirty Pearls deliver sticky-sweet rock n’ roll reverberation with a throbbing rhythm section, held down by the infamous Marty E. and the incomparable Dougie. Dueling guitarists, Johnny B. and Richie trade bluesy licks, cocksure riffs and display the finest afros since the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Meanwhile, the band is fronted by Tommy London, who wails, prances, and kicks like a possessed peacock. The Dirty Pearls have the bluesy swagger and the anthemic songs to take over New York City, the nation, your stereo and your loins.

Witnessing the Dirty Pearls live is like unprotected booze-fueled sex in the back of a Trans Am with police chiefs underage daughter. It's tight, it's sweaty, it's dangerous, and it's chock full of sleaze!

A NYC's Rock Station WXRP 101.9 is hosting a contest for unsigned rock bands.  When any of the bands receive a perfect score of TEN...the radio station will play the tracks!  All you have to do (whether you are from NYC or not) is go here (WXRP 101.9) and vote a TEN for The Dirty Pearls. Then if you feel like shanghaiing other bands, like I did, you can vote them a one.