Suge Knight Forced To Sell Death Row Records
In the early 90's there was no bigger label than Death Row Records. They were putting out hit after hit after hit. Unfortunately their founder Marion "Suge" Knight couldn't stop from hanging Vanilla Ice out of Vegas windows and stay out of jail.
On Wednesday, Suge was forced to sell Death Row for $24 Million dollars. If I had 24 million dollars I would have bought it. The new owner of Death Row Records gets all the old recordings of Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre. Susan Berg was the lucky winner and she is now the proud owner of 20 additional unreleased 2Pac tracks.
If I owned Death Row, you would have gotten those unreleased 2Pac tracks one at a time for the next 20 years. Also every year you would get a total repackaging of all of Death Row's Greatest Hits. California Love Pt. 2: The Hits. Gin and Juice Hits, The Greatest Chronic Hits, and so on and so on.
If I had that much money, I would also reanimate the corpse of 2Pac and have him do a NIKE commercial. Just for kicks.

Ok, so maybe it isn't a good thing if I bought Death Row Records.
On Wednesday, Suge was forced to sell Death Row for $24 Million dollars. If I had 24 million dollars I would have bought it. The new owner of Death Row Records gets all the old recordings of Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre. Susan Berg was the lucky winner and she is now the proud owner of 20 additional unreleased 2Pac tracks.
If I owned Death Row, you would have gotten those unreleased 2Pac tracks one at a time for the next 20 years. Also every year you would get a total repackaging of all of Death Row's Greatest Hits. California Love Pt. 2: The Hits. Gin and Juice Hits, The Greatest Chronic Hits, and so on and so on.
If I had that much money, I would also reanimate the corpse of 2Pac and have him do a NIKE commercial. Just for kicks.

Ok, so maybe it isn't a good thing if I bought Death Row Records.






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