Amy Winehouse Is Doomed
As a music prognosticator, it is my job to predict the future of music. I use my wealth of knowledge about the past trends in music and the current trends to come up with an educated guess about where the industry is going. It is with this knowledge that I can defintively say Amy Winehouse will be dead in her 27th year of living. Her utter lack of care about her health, her history of drug abuse, and the fact that she is hailed as a great musician, allows me to put that DEATH stamp on her forehead. The question will be if Ms. Winehouse maximizes her years alive or squanders it doing drugs, getting shit tattoos, and brushing her teeth. That last one is a joke because she hasn't brushed her teeth in years.
27 seems to be the magical year of death in young musicians. It is an imaginary threshold that seems to take it's fair share. Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones, and Kurt Cobain all died at the age of 27.
It is that reason alone that I cap Ms. Winehouse's existance at 27. If you think I am wrong, you can take the under or over (if you are truely a betting person). If you are right, I owe you a case of beer or bottle of vodka of your choice. But if I am right, you owe me your best vintage band shirt. Take this bet Tommy London because I want that fucking Van Halen shirt you own!






Nonsense, Whinehouse can not be killed by conventional weapons.
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Sounds like you are taking the over. I'll have that Bat Mizvah shirt.
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Amy is a great singer. If she changes her teeth, she may change her voice. Don't change a thing girl. You're beautiful.
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Well you certainly called that one.
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