When I was in 7th grade, Immaculate Heart of Mary Catholic School hired a very progressive DJ for our school dances. The guy rarely played anything "current" and always seemed to die a little bit when he was forced into it by angry 13 year olds.

I remember a song he played that I really enjoyed and it randomly popped into my head this morning. The chorus was "I might like you better if we slept together." I thought that was the coolest lyric because I was a horny 13 year old and wanted to sleep with even the ugliest, undeveloped girls. But enough about me and my stupid memories.

I found the video on YouTube, of course. The band was Romeo Void and while they weren't exactly fronted by Rosie O'Donnell, it certainly appears so. So without further ado, Romeo Void's Never Say Never. Oh you might want to skip to about 1:30 because the opening is long, arduous, and boring.