Metallica has released, what could be, another stupid logo that is sure to have all Metallica fans rushing to their tattoo artist to get it emblazened on their body for years to come.
 
I would post the image on our website, but I am not going to get us sued by Metallica and I am certainly not asking for permission to use their dumbass logos. So I found a YouTube clip with the logo.



You will notice this logo is not ripping the heads off babies, kicking puppies, and stealing my girlfriend. That is what the old Metallica logos would have done. This logo wants to sit on my front porch and sip pink lemonade while discussing Apple's stock changes and how I should cut the grass at a 1 3/4 setting rather than a 1 1/2 setting.
 
I remember how awesome the original Metallica logo was. I was walking in Philadelphia and I saw a bum begging for money on the corner. He had an original Metallica logo on his dusty jean jacket. I bought him a case of beer and gave him $30.00 for his trouble just for the patch. Sure, I overpaid for it, but that is the mystical appeal of the logo.
 
Screw this logo and screw marketing schemes about new logo changes and screw me for writing about logo changes.