KISS To Continue with Four New Members

There have been many reports that Greed $immons and Paul Stanley are going to keep KISS alive long after they hang up the bass and Paul's chest hair vest. Gene and Paul are not opposed to using TV to find four new members of KISS.
 
Could you see it? "This week contestants will walk one mile in black, patent leather, high heels. The last one across the finish line has to sleep with Greed." or maybe "The position of Greed $immons in KISS is an important one. He plays the bass, lumbers around in high heels, spits fire, flies to the rafters, and sticks his long erotic tongue out at the front row. This is not an easy job. So this week potential Greed replacements will have to juggle bull testicles, while in fishnet stockings and red pumps, and stick out their longest muscle. The one who does this the best gets the coveted golden chest hair vest. The loser has to fellate Greed." Oh the possibilites are endless.
 
This also brings up a point of contention. At what point is it OK to pay money to see a band with the loss of original members? Does a death factor into this? This is a post for another time. But I do know this, no original members is NO GOOD! KISS without Paul and Greed is not KISS. I will hear arguements about Ace, but not Peter.

 
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